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Liberty Morgues Alva's avatar

I would like to point out, that they both probably survived that fall XD I used to work at the outbound logistics yard in Fremont. One time: I was driving a model S behind a model X to hand off to a drunk delivery driver, when the model X in front of me did what any "model" citizen would do in a tightly packed parking lot full of 100 grand cars-- they took the setting off of factory mode and put it on "insane" mode to instantly go from 5 mph to 60 in a quick second. It just so happened that the drunk trucker had the same bright idea & immediately T-boned the model X in front of me at full speed. The trucker was drooling at the model X's steering wheel, while my co-worker professionally rolled out of the wrecked model X and looked at their cell phone as if they missed the full loop of a tik-tok. Point is, the snake is most likely still alive so long as it was still high off whatever amount of drugs that rude junkie left around the poor baby.

Awesome writing...I am not surprised the Tesla referred to the driver as "daddy". I also wouldn't be surprised if the Tesla went into "holiday mode" after crashing since it does that randomly at unsolicited times. Sending you unsolicited unrelenting XOXO's @cheap&Crass

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

LOLOLOL! I FUCKING LOVE THIS STORY! THANK YOU!

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Liberty Morgues Alva's avatar

XOXO just a memory lol but your welcome legend <333

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

I might just add more to this story because of this!

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Liberty Morgues Alva's avatar

SOO worth itt!

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Hell yeah!

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Oliver's avatar

“--and I know what an off switch and a baseball bat can do to you you, Bitch. I will kill you and everything you love if you do not move now. Now move!”

The verbal threats to manual overdrive was smart. It was fantastic to see you again. This story is an honor Candace, loved it!

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Dawwww Jeez. It was so nice to see you guys! I'm so glad you liked it! I just needed some inspiration lol. I hope we can all have a drink next time!

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Colton Merris's avatar

You know exactly what I like! Door knockers and 'vettes!

Oliver will absolutely love this. If you're still in town, let me buy you a beer!

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

Mr. Greaves just started a Substack and my goodness...He is super nerdy.

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There are always ghosts in the algorithm. Ghosts in the machine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esF4tN9QPuI

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AWWW! I'm so glad you like it! I'm home unfortunately! Next time! Please keep me posted about what Oliver thinks!

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Cheap & Crass's avatar

LOL. Thank you! Colton and Oliver are so gracious to let me hand them their asses! It was very fun to write! *Deep bow*

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